Apathy Therapy
Apathy Therapy is a triple-A, world-class, genre-defining, magnum opus of a game made by Uhan, better known as xX_Johann_Epic_67_Xx
Play as Uhan, but he therapist, but he is IDGAF, so pretend to GAF!!!
---------------------- ACTUAL INSTRUCTIONS ----------------------
WHAT TO DO
Click on the mask to which emotion you wanna correspond to what they say.
ONLY to what they say, since they can look or sound different to the vibe of their message.
Sometimes, your clients can threaten you, or say something offensive, or something brainrotted, or whatever that isn't sad or happy. In that case, you KICK THEM OUT!!!
SCORING
You only get rating points if you serve clients correctly.
Points are rewarded for correctly sympathizing happy or sad to your clients.
Points are NOT rewarded for kicking clients out correctly.
Sympathizing with the wrong emotion loses you points.
Kicking clients out when you are supposed to sympathize loses you MORE points.
Not kicking clients out when you are supposed to makes you lose instantly.
At the end of the game, you will see how many clients you have served correctly, or in other words, clients you sympathized with appropriately.
RATING
Your rating is your "lifebar", when this goes to 0, you lose by getting fired.
Keep this above 0 as much as possible!
---------------------- ABSOLUTE BARS ----------------------
I got fired todya huh
I got fired today yuh
I jus lost my job
So imma find, a new place I can rob eyyyy
I got fored today, dam
I got fires today aeh
Please dont get in my way
Cause if you do, imma leave your pockets all drained yeaaa
Apathetic therapist Im a pathetic therapist
I frown on your successes and I smile on your grievances
Even if, it doesnt really warrant that,
I gave yall a warning this is boring I do this just for the finances YEAH

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